Pseudo.

Superficiality at its best.

Will you open a door when the doorbell rings? No, wait - when will you even open the door? If it rings, and standing outside's a stranger, would you open the door? Why? Cause the person outside looks trustworthy, seems alright, like he wouldn't or couldn't cause you any harm? Well, looks can be deceiving. We all know that.

I think I just got mugged, and stabbed. Shucks.