Wham bam.

When a staple hits your face, it shouldn't hurt.

Unless it hits you in the eye of course. But when a bowling ball is thrown into your face, it's bound to swell, bleed, break something, and it's sure as hell gonna hurt. But when it's supposed to be a staple that hit your cheek, and it feels like it broke something then, well...

You know you've messed something up. Should've dodged anyway.