I put the quad in The Squad.

Idiocity at its lamest.

This was actually supposed to be a stalking extravaganza.

Which turned into a camwhoring session.

And then we spent half an hour or so runing for a shot like this, which we weren't quite satisfied with.

It was worst than Physical Training but it was downright worth it.

Bombarded.

She said no lah Chanel cuter lah.

I used to draw octopuses i class. This cartoonish drawing. I came up with it in Mrs Dan's class in sec two I think. When I was bored dead, I just scribbled all over my book. Anyway, I drew like 40 of them on a foolscap paper - they came in a variety of shapes and sizes. After staring at it for a long time, I realised it was freaky. They're cuter individually.

Cute things are unlike what they seemed when they're presented in a huge group - I finally agree.

Fourth day of Christmas.

Never send to many presents.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a patridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me four calling birds and a patridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me nine ladies dancing, four calling birds and a patridge in a pear tree...

Oh wait, am I getting the order of my true love's gifts mixed up? Shucks.

Merry Christmas.

She whispered, half questioning, he's here, didn't you know?

Trying to hold back the burning urge to jump and run, throwing my arms around you. I walked over as slow as my adrenalin driven legs could muster and whispered the calmest greeting I could. What you probably couldn't tell was that the grin I carried on my face was initially a frown caused by the already subsiding headache only minutes ago.

Thank you, Santa.

I'm doing more than fine without the Conn.

I said it feels funny without the leather thingy thingy.

But I got used to it. Leather strap or not, the Besson gives me a better tone. I figured that the leather straps and that polished golden shine was unnatural, fake - of a totally superficial nature. I spent a lot of time and hurt my fingers many times just trying to get those straps back into place. Definitely ain't worth it.

I like the way my Besson is - solid, big, safe, strong, slightly unpolished and downright sexy.

Squirrels.

He said what's with your methaphors today?

I hate squirrels. They're so jumpy and fast and the bite. Well, it's not that I've ever been anywhere near one to know all that but I see their big fat ugly teeth and I just, know. The bite, and all they want is fruit and nuts. Plus, the run really fast. After biting, of course.

Try setting a forest on fire. You'd see them fled, like lightning-fast.

I know you.

Once Upon A Dream



I know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yes, I know it's true
that visions are seldom all they seem.
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
the way you did once upon a dream

Not gonna binge.

She says the last time we talked, Mister Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you that won't happen again.

I used to binge a lot. Like everynight - a cup of noodles or a snack or two, complemented with a cup of Coca-Cola and sometimes, if lucky, maybe a slice of cake. They came with silly excuses like bad moods. I actually put on weight and grew a tummy from all the late night binging.

Tonight, I won't - but, this time, not because the person you used to be told me not to.

Exploding.

His excuse was that he just didn't feel like anymore.

Remember when you felt so pissed that your head felt like it was gonna burst and you could feel the heat rushing to your face? When you could scream at the first person who spoke to you and you could punch the first person who came along and touched your shoulder?

I'm thankful I have you around, or I'd have exploded. That's why I love you.