Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Squirrels.

He said what's with your methaphors today?

I hate squirrels. They're so jumpy and fast and the bite. Well, it's not that I've ever been anywhere near one to know all that but I see their big fat ugly teeth and I just, know. The bite, and all they want is fruit and nuts. Plus, the run really fast. After biting, of course.

Try setting a forest on fire. You'd see them fled, like lightning-fast.

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